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The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.
-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.
-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
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When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.
I gave my little brother my red pineapple because I showed my cousin my boobs.
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The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
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As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.
No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!
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Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a golden pineapple last night, shit was the best!
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When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.
Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
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Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.
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