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(1) Noun.
The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.
(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.
Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.
Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.
When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand
Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in
That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.
You're a real pork slider, you know that?
If you know. You know ;)
Netflix and Chill just got competition
Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?
A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...
Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear
I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.