AOL kiddie speak

"Speaking" online only using speech like "I have 1 4 U!" and "U R my friend!!!!!!!!!111111111111"

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speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

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James Brown Speak

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.

Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."

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azn speak

The dialect used by people from Asia when speaking in English.

Bro 1: Dude, like I couldn't understand what this bitch was saying to me.
Bro 2: Was she speaking azn speak?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I think she was trying to say "I want to like your lollipop" but it sounded like "Harro! I ran trikk yor rarrypop." Then shen kept on saying "Hey fak yhu bic, I terr yhu fakk arr yor ancestor yhu kno big boi. I make yhu one ron ton soop yhu don riik dat shove up yhu a hole fag boi!"
Bro 2: Word bro. Chillax.

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leet speak generator

a small yet cool program that lets you speak 1337 language. n00bs can look non n00b.

it can be found at

http://ryanross.net/leet/

D00D J00 ar3 h3ll@ LEe+ A+ WRI+in9 leET L4Ngu493

^translated with leet speak generator

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Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking Ray Lewis

Speaking incoherent nonsense.

Mike was so drunk last he started speaking Ray Lewis