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A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.
guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
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He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.
"Sam has a 4 inch penis."
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A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him
I had a fun experience with Sam last night
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Sam messes with babies
Hey, Sam, ya can't mess with that baby. you have to wait till their all the way out
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A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
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Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
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Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!
Rob: he must be a Sam
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