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1. a combination of meats, cheeses, and vegetables between two pieces of bread
2. a yummy euphemism for 69ing
"Hey you wanna make a delicious sandwich?"
Or
"You hungry?"
"For a delicious sandwich."
Or
"Do you want to go to Subway for a delicious sandwich."
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1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)
2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.
"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."
"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
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While on a forum/instant messenger, placing a statement between two of your own lols.
A lol sandwich in AIM
*BaBi*EaTzOR280*: I love eating babies, they're so tender
IAreTehLolrus: lol
IAreTehLolrus: i cut myself at night
IAreTehLolrus: lol
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A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...
Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.
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Two pieces of bread with a flap of scrotum in the middle. Usually enjoyed with a light sprinkle of italian dressing and sometimes a slice or two of cheese.
"Hi yes, I'd like a large coke, 2 fries, and a scrotum sandwich to go please."
"Damn nigga, I had the best scrotum sandwiches last night that my mom made."
"Mannnn I'm so zooted I could go for a scrotum sandwich, but i cant feel my teef yo"
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Female genitalia (see lady ham).
Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!
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Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich
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