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Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
A movement of young Satanists that originated from a Facebook page, known as the "Satanic Youth", which has now moved beyond Facebook and is spreading over the internet.
Contrary to popular belief the Satanic Youth movement is not some breed of drugged up bastards that call themselves Satanists just to be rebellious and get some attention: instead we value tolerance and respect (towards other Satanists)
Satanic Youth: Brothers and sisters in Satans name, united
I'm a member of the Satanic Youth Army
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evil animals, like little dogs. also can be really annoying children.
suzannah: quit peeing on the couch, spawn!
spawn: bich, ill do whatever i want!*barks*
"damn, that five year old is like, spawn or something!"
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a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it. then you fold it up and eat it like a taco and its the bust fucking thing youve ever had
mom, make me a satan's taco!
are you implying you want me to add a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it?
YEAH GO TACO
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Satan dick , when you get a boner out of anger or discomfort
I'm so mad at you you gave me a Satan dick
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The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.
I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.
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Satanic kink is when you pour milk all over your body and it looks cool
Bestie: “I have a satanic kink”
Bestie 2: “same let’s pour Milk over our body’s”
Bestie 1: “yes dady”
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