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When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.
"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."
The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.
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Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.
Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time
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a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend
Your mother sells whelks in Hull
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A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.
Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!
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(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.
Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.
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To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.
Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved
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