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A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.
I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro
Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
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The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.
Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.
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Basically, for fuck yourself.
Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
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The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
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