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Tokyo starfish

When a person shoves a piece of sushi in their partners ass, they must fart the sushi into the air and the other party must catch it like a seal or dolphin.

" We were trying a tokyo starfish for the first time, I missed catching it with my mouth and it hit me in the eye. Subsequently, I now have pink eye."

by Jamesless August 16, 2024


lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, January 1, 2016


Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021


electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 6, 2015


Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.

Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier

by magicben March 6, 2022


chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013


Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022