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Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.

I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015


polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 25, 2020


piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 8, 2015


Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022


jiggle test

when a women jiggles her huge tits to impress another one or make one jealous

hey keenan look that girls doing the jiggle test to get your attention

by nervousnelson October 23, 2017


Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.

I enjoy leak testing my girlfriend

by Silentshooter_31 August 9, 2022


Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009