straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

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Straight as a roundabout

Obviously homosexual

He is as straight as a roundabout!

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straight trippin

either not real, not possible or unfuckingbeliveble

You must be straight trippin' dawg.

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Straight Edge

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!

No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!

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straight chillin

hanging out around the house in just your underwear.

“Hey Scott, me and the girls are gonna be there in ten minutes.”

“Nah, man. I’m straight chillin and I don’t wanna put on pants right now.”

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ex-straight

1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.

2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.

1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.

2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.

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Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.

"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"

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