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Used to describe something that is not funny, but to indicate that you should pretend that it is so "intellectual" pricks will not deride you as an uncultured, ignorant dolt.
Man is struck in the face with a bat.
Arrogant prick: "OH, HAHAHA, everybody look how funny I think that is!"
Friend: "How can you laugh at that? That's horrible. You don't even sound like you really like it anyway."
Arrogant prick: "It's British humor you ignorant, uncultured dolt! It requires a higher intelligence than you possess to appreciate"
Sheeple: "Oh, it's British humor! I think it's funny too! HAHAHAHA! I'm so glad I'm not an ignorant, uncultured dolt like that guy. HAHAHAHA"
*Looks around to make sure everyone sees him laughing.*
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The most fucking awesome song ever done especially with Fife and drums I mean for fuck’s sake how can anything other than rule Britannia be better?
“British Grenadiers is amazing!”
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When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.
Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW
Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands
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Tommy: So I'm going to bang this mad hot 19 year old.
James: British dollar.
Tommy: *Pounds*
James: *Pounds*
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People from the horrible land of Great Britain with horrible teeth
I giving hate British people. but people from Ireland, whales and Scotland are cool.
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cavities
went to the dentist.... i've got so many British Persons.......
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Inhumanly nice, tea-loving shits, who inhabit the small, country that no one knows the actual name of courtesy of British people calling it nicknames that "Everyone" loves, of
The United Kingdom.
British people are mostly known for drinking gallons of tea a day. No wonder the Boston tea party happened.
Their most stereotypical phrase is "Its Tea Time!"
"British people suck America is so much better"
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