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A hispanic comedian who appears on comedy central in stand up shows or mind of mencia, his own show. At first, i thought he was pretty cool. I was tired of Comedy central, because of all the extremely racist black comedians talking about "the white man" They and their fans need to be shot and ripped to peices for their extreme ignorance of todays world. Anyway, the show was good, because right off the bat he ripped on every race. But after awhile, i began to distinguish flaws in his "equal" racism. Here is the percentages of what his jokes are about:
Stupid people(or, people he thinks are stupid) mentally challenged, those who make fun of him: 37%
Race.: 43% (icluded races below)
Whites: 13%
Blacks: 5%
Hispanics: 12%
Asians: 13%
Other: Jews, Italians, Irish, etc.: 1%
Jokes about terrorism and Islamic people: 10%
Politics: 10%
notice the difference between blacks and the other races? Equal my fucking ass! And the jokes he DOES tell about blacks, he then apoligizes and says "I love you, black people" SHUT THE FUCK UP! His jokes about people who hate him, OH that doesnt get old after the 5 millionth time! AND, his jokes about islams. Okay, ill admit that i absolutely HATE the 911 bombers and Al queda, but that doesnt give me the right to make fun of the peaceful, religious ones, and neither does cocklos mencia!
So, I have one message for carlos mencia:
Mencia, you are the most hypocritical tv personality in history. You jokes about Islams, Terrorism, Mentally challenged, people who dislike you, (ME!!) Politcs, and race are old and faggy. Youre just saying what everyone else says. So next time you appear on mind of mencia, or one of your gay stand up shows, please have new, more equal material, or GET THE FUCK OFF COMEDY CENTRAL
Carlos Mencias a douchebag, Period.
Carlos Santana is a blues/rock guitarist who was a founding member of the 60's/70's rock group Santana. Together with keyboardist/vocalist Greg Rolie, percussionists José "Chepito" Areas Mike Carabello, drummer Mike Shrieve and bassist Mike Brown, they went on to release a host of amazing albums, Santana (1969), Abraxas (1970), III (1971) and Caravanserai (1972). In the late 90’s, possibly due to his old age, Carlos caught a very serious disease called Commerical Bastardidus which causes you to write extremely mediocre and watered down songs and collaborate with inferior artists. This resulted in the 1998 crap fest, Supernatural which featured the mediocre vocal diarrhea of Rob Thomas, Dave Matthews and many others. Later Santana would collaborate with hacks such as Chad Kroeger and Michelle Branch , two people who seriously need to have their mouths packed full of cement. Recently, Santana has released what is quite possibly the worst release of his entire career, Guitar Heaven. This album makes Supernatural sound good by comparison. Trust me do not listen to this awful train wreck of commercialized shit. Stick to the first four albums put out by the original band and forget that the later abominations ever existed.
Smart Person: I was just listening to “Just In Time To See The Sun” off Caravanserai. Carlos Santana rocked it on that one. Brilliant song!
Dumb mainstream music sheep: YEAH I LIKE SANTANA. SMOOTH IS A GREAT TUNE.LOVE THAT ROB THOMAS. (begins jacking off to dave matthews)
Smart Person: (face palms)
A horrible tasting, cheap wine commonly served on ice at Italian parties. Not even good for your enemies. Commonly said by its Italian customers as "callalasi", due to their accents.
Italian aunt: "Genarro, go get me a Callalasi with lotsa lotsa ice!"
Genarro: "WTF did you just say?????"
Translator: "She wants a Carlo Rossi with much ice."
There are too many things wrong with this boy, he's a heartbreaker, jerk, idiot, unreliable, liar, stupid, etc, but no matter what he did and how much pain he's caused me, I will always love him and hope one day I'll see him again. Idk if you're reading this Carlos Matos but if you are then you probably know who I am. Hint: Liberty Middle, tomato, "hope future wife" hey you told me that remember, and those things you told me "I was the important person", I really don't know if you meant any of that. And when we always got each other mad lol, yeah weird times. The truth is I really do care for you, even when you always make fun of Kaylee, I turn around to give you a dirty look and I always see that you're already looking at me, IDK if you ever liked me back or even cared for me at all, I'm sure you'll show this to your friends... right? like Emiliano?... bc that's what you always do.... I really don't know why I'm doing this, I guess I just wanted you to know.... I love you Carrot
Carlos Matos : the boy who called me crazy
When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
The decent, the reliable, the amazing Carlos Matos. The owner of Bitconnect and the richest guy in this world and his wife doesn't believe in him although the guy's salary is 1400$ per day.
Carlos Matos: Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa up Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnect! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! BITCONNECT! Wow! BITCONNECT! We are coming and we are coming in waves!
By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.
"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"
"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"