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Someone annoying who is always running their mouth and has something to say. Basically a person who talks crap.
Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.
Dude 1:"Dude your such a fing scrub and your stupid!!"
Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."
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The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.
"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"
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When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together
bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"
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Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
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When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.
Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.
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1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you
1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.
2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.
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