fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

Fridged

When something is super awesome, or when you or somebody else is in a bad/sticky situation

"This concert is so exciting! I'm fridged!"

"Dude my car broke down, I'm totally fridged!"

Fridged

to be scared of fridges

anna was scared of yasmins fridge, she was fridged

fridged

get killed by a fridge

JESUS DID GET FRIDGED!!

fridged

There's two words here:

1) fridged (sounds like the gap was "bridged") a past tense verb-new slang/meme/hip language-see previous definitions
2) fridged (sounds like "fridge Ed" (adverb) typically of temperature or coldness in demeanor

1) He was rejected at the bar with his lame one-liner, but she fridged him just as he deserved.
2) She was so fridged, that icicles formed on her lips.

fridge time

When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.