tossing the greek salad

Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

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greek festival

Homosexual orgy.

From the idea that ancient Greek men often engaged in homosexual sex.

I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.

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Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny

Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there

Greek Neck Tie

When getting a blow job, just before you cum you pull out of her mouth and drag your penis down between her tit. Ejaculating as you go down.

My girlfriend doesn't swallow, but she rather have a Greek Neck Tie.

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

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greek gang bang

Is the supreme gang bang your girlfriend will never forget. Forget the nigga bang and the "once you go black, you never go back" bullshit. WHEN YOU GO GREEK, you don't walk for a week"!

And you thought your girlfriend was in bed with a sprained ankle. Your precious little angel got ruined by a 'greek gang bang' at Spiro's house last week.

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Greek out

This means that you are flying through Greek homework so rapidly that an innocent bystander might call you a geek. That's when you'd correct them nicely.

Let's go to my house and Greek out!

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