Greek For Life

You cannot change what you are.

Very strong sense of identity and pride. Sense of belonging to something great. Passion.

Being born Greek is a blessing. No Greek would want to be anything else. Ever.

(Unlike many other cultures who convert to Judaism or whatever, you will never hear of a Greek converting to anything else. But you will see many people, including Jews, wishing they were Greek).

Tasso is "Greek for life". He was born Greek, he will die Greek.

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jizzface

Refers to a pimple-faced guy with bad skin who is so ugly, he looks like he's been jizzed on.

What's up jizzface? Did a grenade explode in your face or were you just born that way?

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vroma

Greek slang. Means dirty, foul smelling. Usually refers to an easy, skanky chick.

So, what up? Did you hook up with that 'vroma' from yesterday night at the club.

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greek gang bang

Is the supreme gang bang your girlfriend will never forget. Forget the nigga bang and the "once you go black, you never go back" bullshit. WHEN YOU GO GREEK, you don't walk for a week"!

And you thought your girlfriend was in bed with a sprained ankle. Your precious little angel got ruined by a 'greek gang bang' at Spiro's house last week.

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Greek COMPLEX

A term used by non-Greeks who are tired of hearing all those Greeks say that they are the best, that they are superior and that they invented everything.

Hey, that Greek guy who just banged your sister is going around saying that no one bangs like the Greeks. He must have a "Greek complex" cause I banged your sister too and there is no way a Greek bangs harder than a nigga!

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ulysses

Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.

He is as cunning as Ulysses.

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Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

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