vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

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Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."

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Non-Vegan

Non-Vegans are humans which includes all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose.

This Non-Vegan there doesn't care about all the animals who have to die for their luxury problems.

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vegan steagan

1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.

'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
OR
'Are these cookies vegan steagan?'

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Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.

Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!

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vegan hair

long, beautiful, natural hair: often untouched by dyes, styling products/tools, synthetic materials, meats, or cheeses.

"what is it about that girl that makes her raw as hell?"

"it's the vegan hair, man."

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deja vegan

noun
1. the sense or feeling that you are tasting a vegan dish that tastes like the last vegan dish you tasted, whatever it was.
2. Name for the feeling that all vegan food tastes the same.

Stacy: How does that dish taste?
Jim: You know, deja vegan, same as that other one.

I'm having a sense of deja vegan.

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