Air Rape

When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.

Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!

raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

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Rape pee

(Also known as rape piss) taking a piss with a boner

"Rape pee really sucks bro"

Data Rape

The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity

data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.

Raping Walls

The act of blowing up another person's Facebook wall. Usually committed by a group who go back and forth writing random phrases or stories on the person's wall so when they check Facebook they believe they've gotten lots of love. However, their wall has just been raped.

Person #1: "What you doing?"
Persons #2: "Nothing much just raping walls on Facebook with my crew."
Person #1: "Haha! That's classic!"

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!