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When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.
Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?
The most superior insult of them all.
More harmful and damaging than "ur sister a mister" or "ur mom gay." Etc.
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Big: ur mom gay
Black: no, ur granpap a trap
Cock: screw you all, ur grans trans.
The world as we know freezes over, killing everyone but the people in power of the phrase.
Only the most motherfckn best roast. This shit is better than all of tweed of the world. Your can bend over the queen of England if you just say thiz. Anyone says ur mom gay, just beat the shit out of them by saying ur grans trans
Ur dad gay! Ha! Rookie,.. well ur grans trans. (Starts heavily breathing. Clenches chest.) Holy shit! Sry bro! I wont mess with you again. MOM! SOME BADASS JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME BY JUST SAYING SOMETHING!! He Polly eats gator pussy, and has balls of fckn steel.
Literally worse after "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian".
+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
Jerry: ur mom gay
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
Allana smells like a washing machine
yen nhi tran Allana smells like a washing machine
Allana is the hottest sexiest gay person I know she likes woman and men that means she likes big bobba dairy sacks lactose bags honker honks and big blue ball
Allana is so pretty with her glasses because of the masculine alpha smexy energy it gives her
Allana is bi
"Bison"
"Bidad"
Yen Nhi Tran is so gay she likes big honker honks