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trooper twerk

When a state police trooper puts his lights on and begins to swerve back-and-forth across all the lanes of a highway slowing traffic down to a crawl or even to a complete stop. Often happens on New Jersey highways.

Bruh how come you’re late?
Oh man dude I got caught up in a trooper twerk and held us up for over 10 minutes.

Was there an accident or something?
No man I didn’t see anything.

by Partsdriver July 20, 2022


Circle-twerk

1) When a bunch of blowhards and/or pseudo-intellectuals - usually self-identified women - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints (an often flawed, and self-serving exercise in confirmation bias) to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation to circle-jerk). and/or asses. Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

In addition, the people participating in the circle-twerk will reject an outsider they perceive to be 'male', when the individual is not performing the proverbial 'twerk' dance move (i.e. not aligned with the opinion of the group)

2) *NOT* When a group of people (often self-identified women) stand in a circle, performing the dance 'twerking'.

Tyler's attempt to voice an opinion was rejected by Jordan's posse, which was obviously a circle-twerk and not open to differing perspectives

by Thinkerbell May 26, 2020


Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..

I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.

by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023


drunk twerking

Drunk twerking. Usually done by stupid whores on sites like Facebook live and Periscope

Xavier: Dude I just caught a video of Emily drunk twerking!
Alex: Damn bro let me see that.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022


Twerk Buddy

A person who twerks with you as a hobby, this word could also be used in a meat riding term for example if someone is really popular some people might become his/her twerk buddy

Hey twerk buddy lets go twerk at the beach!
Justin is mahans twerk buddy

by Chose fil July 20, 2023


Twerk buddy

A twerk buddy is someone who goes out of their way to have unsafe sex or twerk with the popular person in school

I cant believe Justin became jakes twerk buddy.
Let me be your twerk buddy daddy.
You are just like a twerk buddy.

by Chose fil July 21, 2023


Dank twerk

Maxim bending on the couch and twerking

Past tense: dank twerking

Maxim loves to dank twerk.

by Ash kri kri June 17, 2019