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A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySalah" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
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A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.
Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?
Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.
Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
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People on twitter who pose as celebrities claiming they are fake and it is only a Joke, with people such as the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. People who do not like being hurt should join.
I'm a fake on twitter.
That guy is a twitter fake he's a Nick, go after him.
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This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
(Twitter page)
john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
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One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.
Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.
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Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.
Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.
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1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.
2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.
1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.
@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.
2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.
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