screaming ab-dabs

Diarrhea that might cause you to run, bow-legged, to a lavatory to pass a very hot-runny movement.

"Make sure that chickens been cooked properly, I'm not spending all night running to the toilet with the screaming ab-dabs"

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pulling an ab

Failing miserably in a clutch moment. An implosion.

The US Women's Hockey team is pulling an AB in their last second loss to the Canadian Women's Hockey team

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Abeds impression of Troy

When you________, but also, don’t?

Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now

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Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia

Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia, is a variation of the Argumentum ab Scientia, this is a kind of argument that seeks to consider an idea, hypothesis, concept or theory as invalid or false by using of possible flaws that exist inside it to consider it as “pseudoscientific” or even make comparisons with themes considered as “pseudosciences” such as climate denial, Flat Earth, antivax and so on. Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia is considered one of the main arguments using over the “Science Wars” and it’s even used nowadays in order to invalid opposite ideas, hypothesis, concepts and theories. A famous variation of the Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia is the Argumentum ab Fimbria, that’s a variation of the Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia but considering the theme as “fringe” or as “non-mainstream” for be considered as “invalid or false.

“The use of the Argumentum ab Pseudoscientia is really common nowadays, such as the uses of the Argumentum ab Fimbria, both kinds of arguments are well used nowadays by new atheists, anti-theists, scientificists and “skepticals” in order to invalid any idea or thing that’s opposite to them, and they use it all the time, mainly about potential evidences about multiverses, souls/spirits, consciousness, afterlife, extraphysics/nonphysics, existence of extraphysical life and so on, together with their confirmation bias as well.”

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Abe Lincoln Log

Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency

"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."

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beer keg abs

six pack abs covered by a beer gut

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs

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Abe Stinkin Lincoln

Same as an Abe Lincoln except you use ass hair instead of pubes.

Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.

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