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Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.
A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.
I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.
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What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.
Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.
Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...
An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.
(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.
Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!
A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.
Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.
An adult-minor is used in a text, such as someone older than the victim of someone who is 10+ years less than them.
Grandpa of catholicity of the gay children: I’m lonely, no one likes me.
Victim: it’s okay, I think you’re pretty.
Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: how old are you?
Victim: I’m 21 years old
Grandma of the catholicity of the gay catholic children: I’m 34 years old, would you be with me.
Victim: Ofc
Victim is an adult-minor, due to the fact of them being 10 years less than them, therefore the grandpa of catholicity of catholic gay children is a adult-minor hitter.
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