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Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post
Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum
Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.
A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.
Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!
My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.
He really Alan’d that girls butthole.
The pinacle of being a gentleman
Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up
Ohh I want Alan so bad but I can’t tell him, that elegance and style and what a smile!