Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.

Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.

Smug Bastard

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

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