I want you in me

euphanism for wanting sex, kinda lewd, straight forward and to the point

I wanted sex one night, so I texted him saying "I want you in me."

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I rule you

i win. i beat you. im better than you. i owned you. etc. etc. etc

i rule you at stuff all the time baby.

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I love you more

When I tell him that I loves him more no matter what he says.

I love him forever!

F: I love you more
M: I love you too but more than you do!
F: Yeah right
M: It's true go check Urban Dictionary!

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I love you mostest

You add mostest to the end of I love you to signify you love your partner mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest first loves their partner mostest FOREVER and HAS TO accept it.

Dominic: I love you
Stephanie: I love you most
Dominic: I love you mostest💙
Stephanie: aww Doommmiiinniiccc I love you💜(can't beat that.)

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i know you lyin

Its like I cant believe that. sort of like "stop lying!" or "get out of here!"

Pennny: hey girl, did you hear Kiesha was pregnant
Dee: Bitch! I know you lyin!
Penny: naw girl she showed me a picture of her ultrasound.

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can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

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i tell you what

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.

Bill's car is so red, I tell you what!

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