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Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.
Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
guy 1: this apple is full of ants, throw it away
the ants: *angry noises*
Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater
Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber
It just tied a knot on my poop
Like the bees knees but for ants
Bro that movie was the ants Enna
Someone that is a total hoe bag in the game Ants Underground Game. IE Chungy and Breeze.
Dude did you see those Ant Hoes at the party the other night, totally Chungy's and Breeze's