beef peach

a slang swear word and or exclamation or word used to describe subsitute anything.

mmm...look at that chicks beef peach.
Dude i just made the bigest beef peach.
Dude your beef peach is rancid.
Your moms a beef peach

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Smoking the beef

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.

That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!

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where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

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beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

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beef-flume

a vagina

"your mother is a beef-flume"

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where's the beef?

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

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beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

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