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A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
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A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
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How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!
Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
Rubbin ice where it feels nice
"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"
"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"