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the baddest bitches were born on this day. Periodt. But sometimes people forget their birthday because they’re busy celebrating Christmas 6 days early.
What’s your birthday?
December 19th u fucking thot
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National eat your girlfriend out day
guy1: Bro whats today?
guy2: its december 8th
guy1: nah bro... it’s national eat your girlfriend out day.
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A very special person was born into the world on this day that person is me. Hi. And this year my birthday December 9 is on a mother trucking MONDAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
December 9 is my birthday day
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it's the most wonderful time of the year. start spreading the news
woah I'm really excited for December 25th!
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national tall people day: dedicate a day to a tall person
tall person: its december 14th check urban dictionary
short person: shit i have to dedicate a day to you
tall person: yay
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National kick your ginger friend day!!! If you have a ginger friend you can kick them for the whole day.
Girl: hey are u ginger!!!
Ginger: ya
Girl: Guess what it’s December 12 (KICK)
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The day the most beautiful girl was born, she has the most perfect smile and a perfect body. she is super smart and loyal to her boyfriend. this girl has the most amazing ability to make anyone smile plus her smile can light up the whole world. This girl is so amazing and anyone to have her is super lucky to have.
This Girl is the definition of perfection
Him: oh you were born on December 21st
her: um yeah
him: omg you are so perfect I need you now
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