death driver

A car thief from west belfast in ireland who engage in stealing hard working folks cars drive them at breakneck speed without a license then gather in large numbers mug and rape old women all act and dress the same act like wee hard men also prone to break and enter into neighbours houses and deal drugs to kids. the usual punishment for this heinous act was to be kneecapped. when captured the death driver is known to turn on his fellow car thieves and sell information to the police on local community justice members(provisionals) before being released back into the wild to steal another car which could result in a child being knocked down and killed.

a child was knocked down and killed by a death driver on the falls road

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learner driver

When a passenger in a moving vehicle has his hand around his penis while the driver is bunny hopping the vehicle causeing the stop start motion to toss off the passenger

Dave: Scooter what the hell are you driving like that for
Scooter: its ok le snacks is doing the learner driver in the back

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Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

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Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

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taxi driver

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"

Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.

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Ghost driver

When you're riding passenger and your significant other gives you head while you steer.

Hey babe , wanna give me a ghost driver?

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Sunday Driver

Someone who is driving extremely slow because they are stoned

"dude, this sunday driver must have been smokin' some dank bud, 'cuz he's going 10 in a 55 mph zone"

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