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mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 July 27, 2008

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bozo factor

The unseen aspect of a plan which must be taken into consideration so as to avoid an undesirable outcome generally due to involvement of those working beyond the scope of their competence.

Their evacuation plan in the event of a nuclear disaster does not take into account the bozo factor and chaos which would ensue.

by SophieBird February 9, 2010

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ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 21, 2005

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Ex-factor

1. a feeling of nausea when being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

2. to vomit from being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

3. picking up new potential dates in a place that your ex wife/husband frequents and trying to be sneaky about it

"Dawn was feeling fine until she saw him and was struck with the ex-factor."

Person 1: Why is Dawn puking? Tequila?
Person 2: Nope...ex-factor...

"Brad was trying to scan for a woman, but he had to be sneaky due to the potential ex-factor in the room."

by jookie & dawn December 30, 2009

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fudge factors

Variables in a equation in science related topics.

the fudge factor of of the boiling point is 0.515

by Mike Montuori May 7, 2005

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10% factor

You have to be 10% smarter than the material you are working with.

Al: I can't get this thing to work.
Matt: The 10% factor has you down!

by MBaxter September 1, 2006

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duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.

"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

by Oktaviaa March 8, 2004

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