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When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
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2 teams of 5 Mexican construction workers each, taking turns punting a chihuahua over the border fence.
"You gonna watch the Super Bowl?"
"Man, I prefer Mexican Football."
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A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude
Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.
Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
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Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)
I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.
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Misconseptions about football:
1) The word football is used because in the late 1800's, the only ran the ball with there feet
2)The game was introduced to Americans by europeans. Touchdowns were one point. The Europeans, called it football.
3) Pads MAKE THE GAME TOUGHER than Rugby. Don't give me that "Rugby for Girls" shit. Have you played, or seen a game? No.
4) Tackles hurt like hell. A text-book tackle is to get low. Use leg pads to push forword, get the shoulder pads to the stamach, wrap your arms around the opposing player, and take your Helmet and put it under the opposing players chin and deliver a blow.
5) The game started out without pads. It did not catch on, as many americans saw how similar it is to Rugby. After pads were put in, Americans forgot all about Rugby.
6) The reason the rest of the world dosn't care about American Football, is because the rest of the world have no idea what American Football is. Austraila, Canada, and Germany all love football because THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS.
7) America is the third most populated country in the world. America is the only country having all Big Five sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer) In america, Football is the most popular and beloved sport. In America, Soccer is considered a children's sport and is the least popular and least beloved sport. Therfour, if the whole world had America's sports, soccer would be the fourth most beloved as in America.
8) America has a right to say soccer sucks, because we PLAY soccer. Most of Europe does not play Football nor know the rules, so they DON'T have a right to say football sucks.
9) I have seen a rugby, soccer, and Football game, infact, I've seen many. I've seen a full Rugby game at the ESPN zone, I've seen multiple soccer games during the world cup, and I've seen many football games during the fall of course. Football is the best by far.
10) Football is extremely fast-paced. They don't treansition to commercial ever 5 minutes, Nor do they stop playing ever 5 seconds. Stop your ignorance, if you ever had watched a game you would know how great it is.
11) Football is very physically demanding, and it does take athletic skill. The Querterback position in football requirse you to be smart, Defensive end position requires you to be strong and fast, WR's requires you to be fast and catch well, RB's requires you to be strong, fast, catch, and have good instincs, Offensive lineman requires you to be strong, Tight End requires you to be strong and catch well, it goes on and on.
12) Football isn't a "bunch of fatties running into each other" Can you read a zone defence, create smart audibles to counteract them, and tell the blitz? Can you find a hole and create a cut and still fend off 335 lb. (That is 152 kilograms if I'm not mistakin) Lineman from tackling you? No
13) Football players are not even fat. 4% body fat mean anything to you? If I'm not mistakin, that is 96% muscle.
14) Rugby players are a lot smaller than football players.
15) Weight in Football players very. A WR ususally are 180 LB. (70 kg I think) and pretty skinny, While the Linebackers are 335 lb. (See number 12) and very strong. Not all are 300 lb. monstors while not all of them or skinny little twigs.
16) The term soccer, was created by EUROPEANS. So stop your bitchin'! We didn't make up the name!
American: Well, I kind of like the Cardinals this year, they have improved there offence bettering their O-Line and QB core, but the Cowboys are looking good with Terrell Owens....
European: American Football sucks
American: Oh, so you watch it to?
EuropeanL No, I don't get it on telivision.
American: Oh, so you can't watch the NFL?
European: What the hell is the NFL?
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a pansies version of rugby as for the football it should be called american pitball because footballs been around since the 1800s so as the right to be called football by everyone but the yanks
rugby,football,ball,big,guy,tights
the american went to play american football
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American (Football) has a really miss leading name because u just use ur feet when u kick the ball once. The rest is hands no feet while (soccer) u actually use ur feet. It should not be called soccer it should be called football.
It’s called football all over the world but in America is soccer. GG America.
American football is worse than soccer Aka Football
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