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President of the United States
The Jokes on us! Joke Biden is President!
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A Bawls joke is a clever joke made with the Bawls Eneregy Drink in mind. Some are classic and it is always amusing to think of new ones.
At a party, someone wanted his beverage container autographed by the person throwing the party, but I said to my friends "hey, sign my Bawls." This will I REAPEAT will become a classic Bawls joke as it got a hoot and howler from all my friends that heard it.
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A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.
First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!
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A joke so horrible, it makes you want to take the person who said it and send their head through a concrete poodle going mach three. Also, a VERY corny joke (and I mean VERY)
"Let me just write this down on my Palm Pilot" (as he writes on his hand)
"Dude, that was such a fuckin Perry Joke"
"I know man, hes a fucking nooch"
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Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum
Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..
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1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
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Something two or more annoying people make up so they can exclude others.
Person: Hi. Did you take that test? I think I got that one about elephants totally wrong!
Group of annoying people: PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! *burst out laughing*
Person: Ummmm....
Group: Its an INSIDE JOKE. We can't tell you what it means!
Person: I don't care what it means.
Group: GOOD CUZ WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU!
Person: Umm okay...
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