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Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.
"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"
"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
The act of opening cans of beer.
Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)
started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.
"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"
"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
Fingering someone's bum until they fart.
1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.
2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.
A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*
"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."
The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on
Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls
An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969