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Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 11, 2020


farm to fork

Where you buy meat from a farm shop, artisan / farmer’s market or butchers that sources their meat from a local farmer (or they even are the farmer) and sell it directly to you to serve up and eat.

I love cooking with fresh local meat - can’t beat farm to fork!

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019


Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm

Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there

by GangGangChicken September 23, 2018


Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

by backotruck March 22, 2012


taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013


Dream Farming

The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.

The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023


Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end

Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew

by Rickypeepee May 9, 2019