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A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.
However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)
Natasha has just been Janed
Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.
Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU
Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.
If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.
People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
national cant say no to people with this birthday on this day no matter what.
januarians dont get enough recognition!
do you wanna date? well its jan 17th so sure