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When you masturbate at your computer, wearing headphones, with one ear exposed so you can detect any sounds around you as well.
Whoa, that was close, Dad almost caught me jacking off! I'm going to try radarmode masturbation so I can hear when he's coming into my room.
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What to do when you are horny.
Nobody was home so Janie took her electric toothbrush into her room and put the head of the brush on her clit and turned it on. The bed shook that night like never before, and she screamed in pleasure until she could orgasm no more. She loved to masturbate (female)!!!!
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A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.
Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook
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Someone who cannot stop masturbating
Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.
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Masturbation night is a celebration. You masturbate with your friends.
And its totally not gay!
There is only three rules.
1. You must bring your own porn.
2. Looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.
3. No women allowowed..
Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? ---quote from masturbation night
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When a monkey in the forest or at the zoo get's a erection and grabs his penis and starts to jack off like a car piston and starts shooting sperm all over the place, then he goes "HOOO OHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HOO HO HOO!!!!" when the male monkey starts to think oh the female monkeys. and sperm starts to land on you and you child.
Child: mommy, WTF IS THAT BLACK MONKEY DOING?!?
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey
Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
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Synonymous with the common shower stall that is primarily used for wanking.
It's been a really stressful day, twenty minutes in the masturbation chamber should do the trick.
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