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When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.
If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.
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A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).
Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.
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When your girlfriend comes over to your house only to do her homework then sleep the other four hours away. In some cases waking her up might prove to be fatal.
John-"Hey your girlfriend came over last night, didn't she?"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"
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Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,
My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.
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The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
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A song a guy acts like he likes because he wants to get know a girl better (a.k.a. get laid)
Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.
Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.
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A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.
Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.
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