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I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!
Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!
The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.
They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.
A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.
Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.
To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.
I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!
Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.
Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."