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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 10, 2021


Oyster Cracker

A male Donald Trump Supporter anywhere from the greater Pacific Northwest...

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....

by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025


Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.

Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!

by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023


spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023


The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022


Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 02, 2022


DUNNY OYSTER

BROWN COLORED SPUTUM EXTRACTED FROM DEEP INSIDE THE LUNG.

I WAS WORKING WITH BOB ALL NIGHT AND HE KEPT SPITTING DUNNY OYSTERS ON THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HURL.

by NIGHT WEENY July 27, 2009