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Its cocaine
The Krabby Patty Formula is just cocaine lets be real
A challenge where one must go through a difficult obstacle course to get the Krabby patty secret formula (you may die)
Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”
Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."
"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
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A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.
I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.
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As shown on Sex Drive. when he/she gives a blow job with a minty in his/her mouth causing a cool sensation
first dude - "dude I was with this chick last night and she totally gave me a pepper mint patty"
second dude - "yeah that sounds kinda weird, how did it feel?"
first dude - "like I'd never need to clean my dick again"
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Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.
The end.
Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!
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When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.
She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.
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