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I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.
Please remove all of my definitions
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What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it used in sex if a guy is fucking you to your servix u will ask him to slow down
Girl:FUCK please slow down
HIM: shut the fuck up and take it.
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idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin
oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy
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A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.
Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds
Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds
If you do, I will end your family life.
Please do not like this post
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Urban dictionary never accepts my words, getting a word accepted on here is like being a jew and inviting hitler over during the holocaust..... It doesnt happen!!!!!!!!!
jew: "hey hitler would you like to join me for coffee tonighht?
hitler: "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! haha these silly jews
PLEASE ACCEPT MY WORD
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