Positive Toxicity

Definition 1: The act of being angry or mad at someone for their own good.

Definition 2: Scolding someone in a positive way.

1 - Sarah showed positive toxicity towards Nathan when she yelled "Hey you fucking idiot, get out of damn the way before you get hit by a car!"

"Nathan you know I care for you so I had to tell some positive toxicity your way."

2 - Close that motherfucking door before you let a feral cat in! You know I care for you George
so I'm giving you positive toxicity, shut the fuck up and take it!

If you're going to be toxic, be positive about it... Show some Positive Toxicity!

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smore position

When one white or fair skined female is having a three-some in between two black or dark skined males.

"Man, last night we did the smore position."
"Hey Trisha! What did you do last night, girl?
- Oh, i did the smore position with these two black hotties last night!"

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snake position

When somebody is having sex they sometimes use the snake position

OH FUCK YESSS NOW DO THE SNAKE POSITION DADD

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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.

Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.

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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.

"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."

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Pizza position

1. Male (usually) orders pizza (uncut) when girl offers to have sex, during sex, gets up, pays for pizza and procedes to roll pizza and shove it up females ass

Female: Wanna have sex?
Male: Sure, let me order the pizza?
F: Why?

M: PIZZA POSITION BITCH!

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rapal position

The postion you assume while being raped. Desiged to make the experience of being raped easier and more enjoyable. Similar to the fetal position when attacked by a bear.

Nathan, cleverly assumed the rapal position while Adam was raping him, making it less of a struggle and therefor better for the both of them.

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