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when your drunken roommate and his friends wake you up by cooking food and banging pots when they come home from a long night.
I was sound asleep till these pot bangers should up at 3 a.m.
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n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina
Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
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The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.
I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.
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The three saddest words in the herban dictionary.
Liz:Pack another bowl, Ruby!
Ruby:No more pot.
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A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.
Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
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