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dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school
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National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
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opens task manager on Windows operating systems
guy1: "I'm gonna open up task manager and close it"
guy1: *searches task manager*
guy2: "dude just ctrl-shift-esc"
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Move quickly
Don't take a long time
Shift your ass Sheila we have dinner at 8.
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The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.
"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
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Bang on Shift
To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
See masturbate
John: What did you do last night?
Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.
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When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.
"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"
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