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mentally shitty

Sad or upset

I feel mentally shitty today.

by DARREN JORDAN December 14, 2017


Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.

Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty

by Member of scott shitty November 29, 2019


shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021


kicked a shitty

Do a donut in the snow or on icy pavement. Common term in Minnesota and area.

ex.: Todd was in his pickup and kicked a shitty in the parking lot behind Walmart.

by toddblatz January 7, 2014


Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021


Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2021


Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 15, 2020