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A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.
I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro
Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.
Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.
1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
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The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.
Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.
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Basically, for fuck yourself.
Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
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The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
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