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Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
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It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.
Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
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When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
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Being gay gives you superpowers
I came here at the speed of gay
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(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player
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I can't believe that until now there's no definition.
Speed Sex is getting drove on large amounts of methamphetamine (speed) and having marathon sex featuring all sorts of strange, kinky, unusual acts resulting in a series of intense rushes that are equal to a regular orgasam and culminating in a hands-over-your-head rollercoaster death-drop mind blowing orgasm (hopefully). Hopefully because that big one can be very elusive and you might not get it but if you do... oh boy. Even if you don't it's still an E-ticket ride.
We locked up in a room for two days having speed sex.
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people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong
Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night
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